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  • Kidnap the Sandy Claw ~

    Kidnap the Sandy Claws

    Lock him up real tight

    Throw away the key and then

    Turn off all the lights

    …

    First, we’re going to set some bait

    Inside a nasty trap and wait

    When he comes a-sniffing we will

    Snap the trap and close the gate

    …

    Wait! I’ve got a better plan

    To catch this big red lobster man

    Let’s pop him in a boiling pot

    And when he’s done we’ll butter him up

    …

    Kidnap the Sandy Claws

    Throw him in a box

    Bury him for ninety years

    Then see if he talks

    …

    Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man

    Can take the whole thing over then

    He’ll be so pleased, I do declare

    That he will cook him rare

    …

    I say that we take a cannon

    Aim it at his door and then

    Knock three times and when he answers

    Sandy Claws will be no more

    …

    You’re so stupid, think now

    If we blow him up into smithereens

    We may lose some pieces

    And the Jack will beat us black and green

    …

    Kidnap the Sandy Claws

    Tie him in a bag

    Throw him in the ocean

    Then see if he is sad

    …

    Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around

    If I were on his Boogie list, I’d get out of town

    He’ll be so pleased by our success

    That he’ll reward us too, I’ll bet

    …

    Perhaps he’ll make his special brew

    Of snake and spider stew

    …

    We’re his little henchmen

    And we take our job with pride

    We do our best to please him

    And stay on his good side

    …

    I wish my cohorts weren’t so dumb

    I’m not the dumb one 

    You’re no fun

    Shut up!

    …

    I’ve got something, listen now

    This one is real good, you’ll see

    We’ll send a present to his door

    Upon there’ll be a note to read

    Now, in the box we’ll wait and hide

    …

    Until his curiousity

    Entices him to look inside

    And then we’ll have him

    One, two, three.

    …

    Kidnap the Sandy Claws 

    Beat him with a stick

    Lock him for ninety years

    See what makes him tick

    …

    Kidnap the Sandy Claws

    Chop him into bits

    Mr. Oogie Boogie is 

    Sure to get his kicks

    …

    Kidnap the Sandy Claws

    See what we will see

    Lock him in a cage and then 

    Throw away the key

    …

    Kidnap the Sandy Claws

    See what we will see

    Lock him in a cage and then 

    Throw away the key

    Posted on October 14, 2010 with 2 notes

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