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Kidnap the Sandy Claw ~
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
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First, we’re going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
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Wait! I’ve got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let’s pop him in a boiling pot
And when he’s done we’ll butter him up
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
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Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man
Can take the whole thing over then
He’ll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare
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I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more
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You’re so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And the Jack will beat us black and green
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
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Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I’d get out of town
He’ll be so pleased by our success
That he’ll reward us too, I’ll bet
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Perhaps he’ll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
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We’re his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
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I wish my cohorts weren’t so dumb
I’m not the dumb one
You’re no fun
Shut up!
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I’ve got something, listen now
This one is real good, you’ll see
We’ll send a present to his door
Upon there’ll be a note to read
Now, in the box we’ll wait and hide
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Until his curiousity
Entices him to look inside
And then we’ll have him
One, two, three.
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years
See what makes him tick
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is
Sure to get his kicks
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws
See what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then
Throw away the key
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws
See what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then
Throw away the key
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